Man Addicted To Brake Fluid Said He ‘Can Stop Whenever He Wants’
A man who has fought a 12-year addiction to brake fluid has said that he can ‘stop anytime he wants’ after local supplies of the liquid ran out.
The addiction started when the male mistook a can of brake fluid for a can of coke.
After ingesting the highly noxious and highly corrosive fluid, the male noticed that – because of an asbestos lined digestive system – he was able to stop his mouth from immediately sharing his thoughts.
Talking to the Ministry of Morale, the male said:
“I have always been one of those dudes who cannot help but speak my mind.
“It has often meant that I have got into trouble after telling people what I really think of them.
“But since becoming addicted to brake fluid, I have found that I can stop my mouth from engaging.
“It has saved me loads of trips to A&E as I no longer get into fights.
“I would strongly recommend though, that you DO NOT drink brake fluid because it will probably lead to your death.
“I am lucky because I can stop drinking brake fluid anytime I want”.
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