Man Turns Into A Doughnut After Eating The Sweet Treat Non-Stop For Ten Years

The Ministry of Morale has been informed of a morale failure involving a citizen who ate only doughnuts for around ten years. 

The male in question woke up to find that overnight, his body had taken on the form of a doughnut. 

As soon as we heard about the incident, we sent our morale agents to the location to support the Doughman as he comes to terms with his new form. 

Citizens have been arriving at the man’s address to try and taste the male to see if he really does taste like a sugary doughnut. 

But we are urging citizens to stay away until we can get hold of enough sugar to cover the Doughman. 

The Ministry of Morale is warning citizens to be aware of the fact that they too could end up taking the form of their favourite food. 

‘Doughman’ is loving his new form

Talking about the situation, our Chief Morale Officer said:

“This citizen had consumed hundreds of tonnes of doughnuts over the last ten years, and now, because of his diet, his body has taken on the form of a huge doughnut. 

“We are urging citizens to keep a varied diet, just in case the same thing happens to them. 

“The Doughman is being supported as he transitions from being a man to being a doughnut. 

“We would ask citizens to give Doughman time to come to terms with what has happened, and we would like to plead with citizens to stay away from Doughman’s house. 

“Hungry citizens are turning up in their hundreds to try and take a glimpse of Doughman, and it is not suitable for his morale. 

“If you know anyone who is partial to a few doughnuts, then you might want to make them aware of the risk they face of turning into a human doughnuts”.

Have you experienced a morale failure?

If ‘yes’, then you are encouraged to send us a light-hearted video detailing what happened and how the morale failure has affected your well-being.

These videos will then be shared with your fellow citizens (via our facebook page) who will then offer you advice on how to best overcome the morale failure.

Videos should be sent to the Ministry via our Facebook page. or can be submitted in our’ morale group’ on Facebook which you can join by clicking HERE 

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