Super-Strength Man Flu Pills Now On Sale
As it starts to get really cold out there, citizens of the male variety will be pleased to hear that we have just released our most potent version of our popular ‘man-flu’ pills.
This particular brand of the pill will make sure that man citizens will be able to recover from serious ailments such as snotty nostrils and chapped lips in record time.
If you know a male citizen who is often overcome by man-flu, then you might want to let them know about this high-potency man-flu tablets before their man-flu causes a morale failure.
Talking about the tablets, our Chief Morale Officer said:
“We all know that men tend to suffer more badly from flu symptoms than women…
“And that’s why we have invested over £1m (raised via our crowdfunding page) in these tablets.
“A man with flu need only place ten of these tablets up their anus, and they will find that their symptoms start to ease off within milliseconds.
“Our message to men is: don’t suffer in silence!
“Get that snotty nose and those chapped lips seen to”.
Have you experienced a morale failure?
If ‘yes’, then you are encouraged to send us a light-hearted video detailing what happened and how the morale failure has affected your well-being.
These videos will then be shared with your fellow citizens (via our facebook page) who will then offer you advice on how to best overcome the morale failure.