New Jumbo Wine Glasses For Citizens Who Insist On ‘Just One Glass’

The Ministry of Morale is pleased to announce the production of its latest morale-inducing invention.

This massive wine glass will help to ensure that citizens who limit themselves to just one glass of wine when they go out will still be able to enjoy a decent amount of booze. 

As the Christmas party season fast approaches, our team of dedicated morale agents decided to invest in a drinking device that would enable citizens who are conscious about their alcohol intake to still enjoy their evenings out (or indoors). 

The glass can hold around 125 bottles of wine, which should be enough even for the most enthusiastic of wine drinkers. 

Our new wine glass can hold around 125 bottles of wine

Despite not raising any money yet via our JustGiving Page, we managed to have a quick whip around in morale HQ to raise funds needed for the glass. 

At the moment, only one glass has been made, but if citizens know anyone who would like to use it, then they can get in contact with us directly. 

Anyone wishing to avoid a hangover after using the glass is encouraged to drink organic sulphur-free wine.

Talking about the glass, our Chief Morale Officer said:

“This glass is excellent for citizens who are conscious of their wine intake and who typically limit themselves to just one glass of wine when they go out. 

“This massive glass will mean that citizens can still have ‘one glass’ but can also still consume vast quantities of wine if they so wish. 

“Anyone wishing to take the glass with them on a night out is urged to reserve their own area of the club/bar/pub to prevent revellers from using the wine glass (and its contents) as a jacuzzi/bath”. 

If you are interested in finding out about more incidents which have affected the morale of motorists, then we have a dedicated section on our website HERE

Have you experienced a morale failure?

If ‘yes’, then you are encouraged to send us a light-hearted video detailing what happened and how the morale failure has affected your well-being.

These videos will then be shared with your fellow citizens (via our facebook page) who will then offer you advice on how to best overcome the morale failure.

Videos should be sent to the Ministry via our Facebook page. or can be submitted in our ‘morale group’ on Facebook which you can join by clicking HERE 

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