Police Stop Lorry Full Of Brits Fleeing Country In Search Of Better Leadership
Morale Agents have intercepted a lorry full of Brits who said that they were fleeing the country in search nations which are led by honest political leaders.
In total, nearly 60 million people were found in the back of the lorry with minimal possessions of them.
One of those on board, who wished to remain anonymous, told the Ministry of Morale:
“I have had enough of the constant lies, in-fighting and bulls*it that is coming out of the mouths of some politicians.
“There are a decent few, but they are outnumbered by the self-serving individuals who are trying to hoodwink the general public.
“We are just sick of the constant BS being spun by some self-serving individuals who are trying to better their own lives without considering the people they serve.
“Do they think that we are that stupid?
It’s just turned into a competition to see who can promise the most.
“We all know from experience that the promises being made at the moment cannot be kept.
“Yet people still are expecting to swallow the BS pills which keep getting thrown to us?”
When asked where the citizens were hoping to get to, none of them could think of a country that is free from the shackles of BS and false promises.
Although a few of the 60 million people who were in the back of the lorry did mention Switzerland and Finland as being two places they would like to try and get to.
Iceland was also high on the list, as was Antarctica.
Talking about the mass exodus, our Chief Morale Officer said:
“We would urge the 60 million citizens who are trying to flee the country to reconsider and stay, as we need their taxes to be able to pay for things like private jets and £150,000 Range Rovers (being the preferred mode of transport of our politicians).
“We are hoping that, in time, a decent leader will emerge who will tell the truth and who will not make false promises just because they want to be in a position of power.
“The Ministry of Morale is hoping to raise enough money so that we can build our own nation somewhere in the North Sea where any politician who has been found to tell fibs will not be allowed in”.
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