Citizen Collects Lottery Winnings Wearing A ‘Scream’ Mask So His Friends & Family Don’t Ask Him For Money
A citizen based in the U.S. has been photographed picking up his lottery winnings while wearing a scream mask.
Our Morale Agents, based in the U.S., told us that this was because the lucky winner did not want his family or friends to start asking him for money.
The bizarre photoshoot, however, did not hide the surname and initial of the lucky winner.
This, combined with the fact that he will probably be driving around in a Ferrari and moving into a mansion, might just give the game away.
Talking about the situation, our Chief Morale Officer said:
“If you are lucky enough to win the lottery, then we would suggest that you should just ask the lottery operator to put the cheque in the post.
“Assuming that the cheque does not get stolen by some dodgy mail workers, then you can simply take the cheque to the bank, rather than having to wear a scream mask to a photoshoot.
“If you do decide to pick your winnings up in person, then we would recommend that you ask the lottery operator also to blur out your name if you really want anonymity.
“Finally, we would like to congratulate Anthony Campbell on his win”.