Massive Morale Failure Detected As Citizens Realise That ‘Monster Munch’ Isn’t A Footprint
For centuries now, citizens have thought that Monster Munch crisps are supposed to resemble the footprints of ‘monsters’.
However, new information has emerged that has caused a national failure in the morale of citizens who love munching on these monster crisps.
According to a Top Secret report that has been leaked to the Ministry of Morale, the crisps are supposed to resemble little monsters rather than monster feet.
Our Chief Morale Officer said:
“I know that this news will come as a shock to many people, but I would urge everyone to stay calm and to meditate where/when necessary.
“If you are unable to eat these crisps knowing that they are supposed to be little monsters, then we would urge citizens instead to convince themselves that they are, in fact, monster footprints.
“We are ready and willing to provide support to any citizens who feel like they might need some additional counselling following this announcement.
“If you need to contact a member of our morale team, then CLICK HERE.”