All Dads To Be Supervised By A Health & Safety Inspector During Playtime
The Ministry of Morale has decided to appoint a Health & Safety Inspector to supervise Dads playtime with their kids.
This is due, in part, to the fact that most dads tend to ignore any notion of health and safety during what should be ‘chilled out’ playtime with their mini-me’s.
In this photoshopped image, as an example, we can see a father has decided to see if his son can clear a jump over his sister while the mum looks on in despair.
We are confident that, by ensuring that a health and safety inspector supervises all dads, then dangerous playtime such as the fictitious scenario in the featured image will be a thing of the past.
Talking about the decision, our Chief Morale Officer said:
“We all know that dads like to push the boundaries when it comes to finding out if their kids have the potential to become extreme sports enthusiasts when they are older.
“But imaginary scenarios such as the one in the featured image just prove that some dads cannot be trusted to create a safe environment for their kids during playtime.
“To prevent dads enforcing their offspring to get involved in extreme sports, we have decided to appoint a health and safety representative to oversea father-son & father-daughter playtime”.