Civilisation Experiences Morale Outbreak As JUSTIN BIEBER Challenges TOM CRUISE To A Fight
Around eight hours ago, our morale monitoring equipment (that does not officially exist) went into overdrive after Justin Bieber challenged Tom Cruise to a fight via Twitter (Tom Cruise isn’t even on Twitter).
In a tweet, Bieber said:
‘I wanna [sic] challenge Tom Cruise to fight in the octagon.
‘Tom if you dont take this fight your [sic] scared and you will never live it down. Who is willing to put on the fight?
Straight away, the internet went into meltdown as not only did Bieber mistakenly use ‘your’ instead of ‘you’re’ but billions of citizens immediately became excited at the prospect of the two having a proper bundle.
However, Bieber might have overlooked the fact that Tom Cruise is a very prominent figure in the Church of Scientology and thus will have some mighty people who will no doubt ensure that Bieber might not come away from the fight in one piece.
Twitter users took the opportunity to unleash some first-class bantz on the situation, much to the amusement of our morale agents.
It is not known as to what the ‘beef’ between the two is, but Mr Cruise has inadvertently become an elite fighter owing to all of the movies he has been in where he had to learn how to ‘delete’ many people off of the face of the planet.
As far as we are aware, Bieber has had not such elite fighter training so he might end up regretting the fight (that’s even if it goes ahead)