Boxer Who Beat Anthony Joshua Is Making People Question Their Gym Membership
If, like Anthony Joshua, you spend hours down the gym hoping to become an elite fighter, then the bloke who beat ‘AJ’ in the ring might make you think twice about spending £30 per month on your gym membership.
Andy Ruiz Jr has a body that most people can relate to.
He clearly enjoys his food but is also fit enough to go toe-to-toe with the former world heavyweight champion.
When the two professional boxers squared up to each other, most people probably thought that it was just going to be a visual spectacle of Ruiz getting done over by AJ.
But AJ’s supporters suffered an instant morale failure when ‘big boned’ Ruiz managed to prove that muscles are only useful when you are lifting weights and not when you are having a boxing match.
Our Chief Morale Officer said:
“Like many citizens, I had a £1 bet on AJ winning. But I too endured a morale failure when I realised that my lunch money had vanished into the pockets of bookmakers who clearly employ Mystic Meg – which is why they make hundreds of millions of pounds each year.
“I will now be re-thinking my gym members and eating habits as I have always wanted to get into boxing but have been put off by the fact that you have to spend 23 hours a day in the gym.
“Ruiz has taught us all that to be a good fighter; you don’t have to be built like a brick s**t house.
“From now on, I will be replacing my rigorous gym routine with regular visits to the local kebab van”.