New Signs To Be Placed On Toilet Doors
The Ministry of Morale is today announcing that we will be putting up these new signs on the doors to toilets in our brand new swanky London offices.
Talking about the signs, our Chief Morale Officer said:
“We have decided to introduce these signs because we do not care who uses our toilet, just as long as you wash your hands.
“People who do not wash their hands after going to the toilet tend to end up causing morale failures as fellow citizens end up getting ill owing to the germs which are spread.
“We have noticed that it tends to be mainly blokes who, especially after going for a number two, decide not to wash their hands and, quite frankly, it is rank.
“It takes 30 seconds to wash the particles of poop off of your hands, so what’s the excuse?
“You cannot be that busy that you don’t have time to put your poop laden hands under a hot tap for a few seconds?
“Even if you cannot be bothered to dry your hands using hand dryers were perforate your eardrums, then just wash your hands and leave.
“Our message is simple: When you have had a dump (assuming that you wiped your ar*e) then put your hands under the tap for 30 seconds, add a little soap and wash the poo particles off of your hands”.