Kid Realises His Childhood Is Over After Getting Stuck In A Swing
Our Morale Enforcement Team detected that a young lad experienced a morale failure after getting stuck in a swing at a local park, requiring Firefighters to come and rescue him.
Knowing exactly when your childhood is over and adulthood begins has often caused confusion amongst young citizens.
But it would seem that the ‘swing’ test could potentially be a good way of officially knowing if your childhood has officially finished.
Talking about the idea, our Chief Morale Officer said:
“If you are a young citizen and you are not sure when to ‘officially’ refer to yourself as an adult, then we would recommend attending your local park.
“Once there, we would recommend sitting on a swing. If you can easily get on and off the swing, then you are still a child.
“If, however, you get stuck on the swing and you need to call the emergency services in order to cut your butt out of the swing, then it is safe to say that you are officially an ‘adult’ citizen and you must, therefore, prepare yourself to work your butt off in order to fill the treasuries coffers with your hard-earned money.
“We would also like to point out to citizens that, should you require the assistance of the Fire Service to get you out of the swing (if you are still an adult), then you will be charged a fee of around £500.
“The money raised will go directly to refurbishing the thousands of snookers tables which can be found in most fire stations.
“Any monies which are left over will be spent on protein shakes and gym equipment”.
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The Ministry of Morale is committed and dedicated to trying to increase the morale of all citizens all over the world. Please note, that our articles are satirical. We have to add this, as some citizens missed out when common sense was being handed out.
If you have experienced a sudden morale failure or a sudden drop in morale, for whatever reason, then we would invite you to make a 3 minute VLOG explaining what the morale failure is, when it happened, what you think is responsible for the morale failure and any other information which you think we should know about.
We would then invite you to send the video into us, so that we can share it with the general public. Your fellow citizens will then be able to leave comments on the video giving you their advice and wisdom.
Please note, that the video must be at least 3 minutes long, must not contain any profanities and/or nudity.