New Budget Airline Revealed For MPs To Prevent Further Payrises Being Necessary
A new budget airline has been launched for MPs in order to try and keep their travel expenses in check.
The money saved by MPs using this new budget airline, should hopefully mean that they won’t need further pay increases such as the one that has just been announced that will see the average salary of an MP reach nearly £80,000 per annum.
Although the new budget airline affords little in the way of safety or luxury, the one thing it is, is cheap.
The video below shows the new prototype aircraft being put through some extensive flight testing before its official launch.
The aircraft also comes with a toilet, but that’s it.
The speed of the aircraft means that anyone using it will be able to travel slow enough to wave at the ordinary folk below them, leading to an increase in morale for both the passengers and the general public.
Our Chief Morale Officer said:
“The general public gasped at the near 3% pay increase awarded to MPs at a time when the country is in pieces.
“It is hoped that this new budget airline, where a ticket to fly from the north of the country to the south will cost around £3, will mean that further massive hikes in the basic salaries of MPs won’t be necessary.
“Or at least, such pay increases won’t be necessary at a time when the country is falling apart and there is no apparent strong leadership to sort this mess out.
“These new aircraft do not need pilots and they do not need any aircraft cabin crew, so they are extremely cheap to operate.
“Passenger will, however, need to bring their own toilet paper in a secure bag, otherwise it could fall to the ground meaning that passengers won’t be able to clean themselves having had a poop.
“The new aircraft will also mean that close protection officers will be able to have more time off with their family and friends, as there is only
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