Former ISIS Members Who Want To Now ‘Come Home’ Told To ‘F__K OFF’ By The Public
This morning at around 0930 hours, our morale monitoring equipment went into meltdown after detecting numerous morale failures throughout the country.
Immediately, our morale agents started to try and work out what had caused the morale failures so that morale enforcement units could be despatched to the areas which needed them most.
After some sneaky-beaky work by our morale agents, it was soon discovered that an article
After some more investigation, it transpired that some FORMER British Nationals, who appear to have decided to leave this country, of their own
Our morale agents were confused as to what they meant by ‘home’ as they had already decided to abandon this country.
As a result of what our morale agents had found, the Ministry of Morale conducted a quick survey of its citizens in order to see what the general public thought of this attempt by the former British citizens at hoodwinking them into thinking that they had ‘changed their minds’ (having lost their fight) and that they now just wanted to come home and forget about the whole thing.
99.99% of respondents confirmed that they wanted these individuals to ‘f__k off’.
When asked if they thought that these former British citizens had ‘changed their minds’ and wanted to now be ‘good people’ 100% of the 99.99% literally just laughed in our faces.
Our Chief Morale Officer said:
“It would seem that the general public, in an overwhelming majority, do not want these individuals to return to the UK.
“Many citizens have told us that they were offended that these individuals even thought that they would be welcomed back into this country, having left to join an organisation that had carried out some serious sins against humanity.
“It is clear to the Ministry of Morale, that the public
“We hope, therefore, for the sake of the morale of the masses, that no FORMER British citizens are allowed back into this country who decided to leave these shores to join an organisation that was responsible for such evil.
“Indeed, the fact that these individuals think that they have a right to come back to this country has offended a vast amount of people and has adversely affected their morale”.
The Ministry of Morale is committed to try and increase the morale of all citizens both inside and outside of the public sector, from all over the world.
If you have experienced a sudden and unexpected drop in morale, for whatever reason, and you would like to make us aware of what has happened, then you are encouraged to make a short video of the ‘morale failure’ and send it into us via our facebook page (see below).
The video might then be shared with the general public in order to bring awareness to the issue that has led to the morale failure.