Category Archives: Morale Failure

Investigation Launched After Dominos Pizza Guy Spotted At McDonald’s

The Ministry of Morale has launched an investigation after a Dominos delivery driver was spotted at a McDonalds Drive-Thru.  The incident was captured on camera by a professional bystander who just happened to be passing by at the time.  In a Morale Failure Report which was submitted to the MoM, the professional bystander wrote: “It worries me deeply that a

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Man Turns Into A Doughnut After Eating The Sweet Treat Non-Stop For Ten Years

The Ministry of Morale has been informed of a morale failure involving a citizen who ate only doughnuts for around ten years.  The male in question woke up to find that overnight, his body had taken on the form of a doughnut.  As soon as we heard about the incident, we sent our morale agents to the location to support

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Male Who Hid Firework Up His A*se Cries In Custody After Falling On A Lighter

A male who hid a firework up his a*se before getting lifted by the Cops has ended up in tears after falling on a lighter while being held in custody.  The male was picked up by the police after acting like a buffoon and causing a nuisance in his local neighbourhood.  Officers were called to the scene and quickly identified

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Amazon Fire Sticks Blamed For Amazon Fires

Citizens have been calling for Amazon Firesticks to be banned following the devasting fires which have led to less oxygen being produced owing to the destruction of the rainforest. Despite the greedy little bas_ards who have been starting the fires giving zero f__ks about the damage which they have been causing to the planet’s lungs, there has been widespread disgust

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Grandma’s Experience Morale Failures As ‘Nana Slicers’ Hit The Market

Grandma’s around the country have experienced an ‘en-masse’ morale failure after ‘Nana Slicers’ started to hit the shelves in shops up-and-down the country. One ‘Nana’ told us: “Literally, I have been looking after the Grandkids for the last 18 years, always when my offspring cannot find a babysitter, and this is the way that society repays me? “Nana’s need to

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Phone Bills Soar When Social Media Is Down, As People Have To Phone Their Friends To Find Out What They Had For Dinner

A survey conducted by the Ministry of Morale (survey department) has found that, on average, when social media websites are down, peoples phone bills increase by around 1,000%. Our research has shown that this is because citizens make billions of phone calls as they ask their friends/family about what they had for breakfast, lunch & dinner rather than getting such

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15-Year-Old Lad Sues Parents For Setting Up CCTV In His Room To Stop Him W__king

A young lad who suffered from a significant morale failure is intending to sue his mum and dad after they installed mini CCTV cameras in his bedroom to stop him from ‘pleasuring himself.’ The disgruntled 15-year-old boy from Alaska told local morale agents that his parents set up the security cameras in his bedroom after his mother caught him ‘in

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Police Officers Refusing To Do Their Level Two Public Order Training To Safeguard Their Morale

The Ministry of Morale has been made aware of the fact that some police officers are refusing to do their level two public order training, as, once completed, the training adversely affects their (already depleted) morale. We are hearing unconfirmed yet credible reports that the number of cancelled rest days for level two officers is now getting beyond a joke,

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Citizen Experiences Morale Failure After Finding A Mouse In Her ‘Chicken ‘n’ Chips’

The Ministry of Morale (that’s us) has been alerted to a morale failure that occurred after a woman purchased some nutritious chicken and chips from a fast food outlet, only to find that the ‘chicken’ was, in fact, a mouse. The incident occurred at around 02:00 hours this morning after the diner had enjoyed a night out drinking copious amounts

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WATCH | Citizen Experiences Morale Failure After Falling Off His Truck

For reasons known only to the four brains cells within this citizens head, he decided that it would be a good idea to remove himself from behind the wheel of his truck and climb on top of its roof. While even a toddler would understand the consequences of doing this, it would appear that this fully grown adult did not.

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