Category Archives: Morale Failure

WATCH: Woman Falls Into Restaurant Swimming Pool After Buying Most Expensive Dish On The Menu

Morale HQ has been advised of a morale failure that was experienced by a woman who fell into a restaurants swimming pool, having just purchased the most expensive dish on the menu. In the footage (below) the lady can be seen casually looking for a seat whilst holding a plate full of gourmet food in the 5* restaurant. As the

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Woman Takes Photo Of Duck, Turns Out It’s Actually A Black Dildo

The Ministry of Morale has been informed of a morale failure that took place earlier on today, 14th May, whereby a keen wildlife photograph, who had entered a photography competition, snapped what she thought was a rare black duck. In fact, it turned out that the photographer had instead snapped a black dildo that had been left out in the

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Anyone Found Leaving An Abusive Note On An Emergency Ambulance To Be Made Stateless

Earlier on today, the Ministry of Morale was made aware of an incident that occurred somewhere in the Shires whereby a citizen left several notes on an emergency ambulance because the self-important citizen who wrote the notes took exception to the fact that the ambulance had parked outside of their property. We were informed by our undercover morale agents (who

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‘Aggressive Spider’ Prank Causing Multiple Morale Failures At Work

The Ministry of Morale has been investigating a new prank that seems to be causing multiple morale failures in the ‘victims’ of the prank whilst at the same time increasing the morale of those who carry out the prank as well as witnesses. The prank involves leaving a cup out, turned upside down, with the warning: ‘huge aggressive spider under

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Protestors Sending Mixed Messages As Hyde Park Resembles A Plastic Rubbish Tip (This Is Satire By The Way)

Some protestors and/or campaigners (we aren’t sure exactly who) have been sending mixed messages to the environment and to the general public, by not taking their rubbish home with them after a hard day of filling up London’s parks and have instead been leaving a vast amount of plastic waste in public areas. The protestors who took up residence in

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Police Officers Endure Huge MORALE FAILURES After Being Put On Extended Shifts Owing To London Protests

Reports are coming into Morale HQ that rank and file police officers who have been working standard 8 & 10 hours shift patterns have now been told that they must work 12-hours shifts (minimum) owing to the extreme pressure being placed on resources as a direct result of the ‘Extinction Rebellion’ ‘protests’. Our morale monitoring equipment detected that even officers

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