Category Archives: Morale Notice

Donald Trump Gets ‘Harpooned’ For ‘Prince Of Whales’ Gaff

President Donald Trump’s dodgy spelling habits on Twitter surfaced again on Thursday when he wrote about having recently met with the “Prince of Whales.” Rather than the Prince of the marine mammals, President Trump was referring to Charles, prince of Wales, whom he met last week at World War II commemorations in Britain. The error prompted a ‘wave’ of morale

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Do You Know Anyone Who Suffers From Rectal Cranial Inversion?

Rectal Cranial Inversion (RCI), otherwise known as Head Up Your Ar*e Syndrome, affects the lives of many. Billions of employees around the world feel the direct results of RCI because they have a manager or supervisor who really cannot differentiate their head from their ar*e. Support Groups are popping up on social media in order to try and overcome the

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WATCH: Britain’s Got Talent WORST Audition Tape Finally Revealed

We have managed to obtain some footage of what has been graded by our morale analysts as potentially being the worst ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ audition tape that we have ever seen. Although the video (below) does have the slight effect of raising the morale of citizens, this effect is only temporary. And you’ll see why. As you watch the video,

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Snapchat’s New ‘Gender-Swap’ Filter Likely To Cause Serious Morale Outbreaks (And Failures)

The Ministry of Morale, the fictitious organisation that we are, has been monitoring the use of Snapchat’s new ‘gender swap’ filter that seems to have been responsible for numerous outbreaks and failures of morale. The filter enables men to see themselves as women, and women to see themselves as men. One of the stand-out images from the filter is the

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Why Female Citizens Should Keep Clear Of Mint & Tea Tree ‘Original Source’ Shower Gel

The following is an important message from a citizen of the female variety who wants to share her experiences of using the incredibly potent ‘Original Source’ mint & tea tree shower gel. It is hoped that, by sharing this message, then female citizens won’t endure the same sort of morale failure as experienced here: “Um, Original Source… can we talk?

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Billions Of Citizens Inundated With ‘Gin’ After Asking Alexa To Remind Them To ‘Go To The Gym’

The Ministry of Morale has been made aware of a situation that has led to billions of citizens being inundated with copious amounts gin after asking ‘Alexa’, the intelligent speaker, to remind them to ‘go to the gym’. However, instead of being reminded to ‘go to the gym’ citizens are finding that barrels of gin are arriving at their doors.

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Male Citizens Being Admitted To A&E After Using Dyson ‘Ball Cleaner’

The Ministry of Morale is asking citizens of the male variety to cease using the incredibly powerful ‘Dyson Ball Cleaner’ to clean their balls. Despite the name, the ‘ball cleaner’ refers to the fact that the hoover can swivel on a huge ball rather than the device being a means of cleaning one’s own balls. We have had some reports

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Concern Grows As More Men Being Admitted To A&E After ‘Falling On’ Hetty The Hoover

The Ministry of Morale is asking humans of the male variety to exercise more caution when in the presence of Hetty Hoovers as we have started to notice a distinct rise in the number of men being admitted to A&E having accidentally fallen onto a Hetty Hoover whilst the hoover just happens to be on. Bizarrely, we have also noticed

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Sales Of Donald Trump Toilet Brushes Soar After Completion Of Mueller Investigation

The Ministry of Morale is issuing a warning of a potential morale failure (Morale Notice) to anyone who might be hoping to buy a Donald Trump toilet brush in the next few weeks. This Morale Notice comes only a week after the Special Counsel investigation into Mr Trump came to a conclusion. Within hours, the planet’s supply of Donald Trump

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