Category Archives: Animal Morale

Police Deploy Undercover ‘Land Sharks’ In Order To Deter Thieves

Images have emerged on social media of what is believed to be the first undercover police dog (aka ‘Land Shark’) taken as the dog spied on some wrong’uns using binoculars, whilst hiding under a car. These highly-trained dogs are able to spend long periods of time on surveillance jobs as they only need a small bowl of water and some

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Citizens Asked NOT To Put Their Dogs In Bins After They Have Pooped

During a routine morale patrol, our morale enforcement officers noticed that a citizen had placed their dog directly into a bin after her dog had pooped on a communal bit of grass. As the citizen who had carried out this worrying act was still in the vicinity, our morale enforcement officers asked her to account for her actions. It transpired

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New Replacement For POLICE DOGS & Their Handlers Finally Announced

As citizens will know, there are some strange politicians out there who think that, by cutting the number of police officers, then crime won’t increase. Here at the MoM, we know that most of you cannot understand why anyone with any common sense would think that cutting the numbers of police officers was a good idea, unless, of course, a

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WATCH: Internet Almost Crashes As Video Emerges Of Chimpanzee Using Instagram

At around 10 am this morning (25th April) our Morale Monitoring Team detected that the internet almost melted as billions of people all tried watching video footage of a chimpanzee using Instagram. The uplift in morale that occurred after people watched the video was unprecedented. In the footage (below) a chimpanzee can be seen not only watching videos on Instagram,

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Police Dogs To Be Sent Out On Single Patrol

The Ministry of Morale is today announcing that police dogs will now have to go out on patrol without their handlers. This news comes in response to the additional cost savings which police forces around the country are expected to implement, which will then be overturned again as they (the cost savings) don’t work. Dogs or, ‘Land Sharks’ as they

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VEGANS Are Being Advised NOT To Drive As Fuel Is Made Of Dead Dinosaurs

The Ministry of Morale is advising vegan citizens not to drive their vehicles, as petrol and diesel is actually made of dead dinosaurs. The announcement comes as our morale scientists, during some routine morale experiments, realised that there might be hundreds of vegans driving cars without realising that their combustion engine is running on dead dinosaur juice. This morale warning

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WATCH: Maybe The Weirdest Thing You Will See On The Internet Today?

Not only does the Ministry of Morale have morale agents based all around the world, but we also have a morale department for animals too. Therefore, our attention was drawn to the video below that appears to show model plane enthusiasts taking it upon themselves to ‘air drop’ cockerels into the countryside. Whilst the video may be funny to some,

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