Category Archives: Videos

WATCH | Citizen Experiences Morale Failure After Falling Off His Truck

For reasons known only to the four brains cells within this citizens head, he decided that it would be a good idea to remove himself from behind the wheel of his truck and climb on top of its roof. While even a toddler would understand the consequences of doing this, it would appear that this fully grown adult did not.

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WATCH: Woman Falls Into Restaurant Swimming Pool After Buying Most Expensive Dish On The Menu

Morale HQ has been advised of a morale failure that was experienced by a woman who fell into a restaurants swimming pool, having just purchased the most expensive dish on the menu. In the footage (below) the lady can be seen casually looking for a seat whilst holding a plate full of gourmet food in the 5* restaurant. As the

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WATCH: Police & Medics Spring Into Action After Football Supporter GBH’d By A Ball

The Ministry of Morale has been made aware of an incident that occurred recently whereby a rogue ball at a football match GBH’d a spectator owing to the manner in which the spectator was eating what appeared to be a hot dog. In the video (below) the victim can be seen eating his hotdog in an extremely sensual and highly

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WATCH: New Way Of Settling Work-Related Arguments Announced

The Ministry of Morale is pleased to announce a new non-confrontational way of settling work-related arguments and/or disputes that does not resort to violence. Rather than having an argument at work in front of peace-loving colleagues, then any employees who end up having a disagreement over things such as ‘who used my milk?’, ‘where is my fork?’ and ‘who has

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WATCH: Huge Convoy Of Police Spotted Heading Towards Krispy Kreme Doughnut Sale

Video footage has emerged on social media of at least three million police vans heading towards what our morale agents believe is a Krispy Kreme doughnut sale. Our Morale Monitoring Centre spotted the video whilst conducting some surveillance on some citizens who we believe have been responsible for some recent outbreaks of morale. In the video (below) millions of police

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WATCH: What Happens When You Drink Helium Infused Gin?

Our Morale Monitoring Equipment has detected a new way of initiating an outbreak of morale whilst in the company of friends. The method consists of infusing helium with gin before drinking the ‘substance’. Whilst we do not recommend trying this at home, the results of the ‘test’ were conclusive; infusing helium with gin CAN lead to an outbreak of morale.

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WATCH: Internet Almost Crashes As Video Emerges Of Chimpanzee Using Instagram

At around 10 am this morning (25th April) our Morale Monitoring Team detected that the internet almost melted as billions of people all tried watching video footage of a chimpanzee using Instagram. The uplift in morale that occurred after people watched the video was unprecedented. In the footage (below) a chimpanzee can be seen not only watching videos on Instagram,

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WATCH: Male Behind ‘FREE HUGS’ Movement In America To Be Invited To UK To Sort Out BREXIT Divide

The Ministry of Morale is today announcing that we will be inviting the peace-loving male behind the ‘free hugs’ movement, Ken Nwadike Jr, to the UK in order to try and end the division and hate being caused in the country by Brexit. The ‘Free Hugs Project’ was started by a Ken who became motivated to try and stop violence

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WATCH: Video Circulating On Social Media Sums Up The Feelings Of Many

Our morale algorithms continue to detect multiple morale failures around the country at a time when the constant instability being experienced by citizens sees no sign of ending anytime soon. In the early hours of this morning, a citizen contacted our Morale Agents with a video that seems to sum up how many are feeling during these delicare and testing

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New Budget Airline Revealed For MPs To Prevent Further Payrises Being Necessary

A new budget airline has been launched for MPs in order to try and keep their travel expenses in check. The money saved by MPs using this new budget airline, should hopefully mean that they won’t need further pay increases such as the one that has just been announced that will see the average salary of an MP reach nearly

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