Category Archives: Motorists Morale

BMW Owner Gets Angry After Realising That Front Grill Isn’t A Toaster

An irate BMW owner has endured an epic morale failure after realising that their front grill isn’t actually a toaster.  At around 06:30 hours this morning, the BMW owner in question walked out to their vehicle with several slices of bread, hoping to eat some toast before driving into work.  They placed the bread into the gaps in the front

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Citizens Car Filled With Concrete After Parking Like A T*at

A citizen has experienced an enormous morale failure after returning to their vehicle only to find that it had been filled with quick-drying concrete.  The male had intentionally parked his car in two parking spaces because he was worried about someone accidentally hitting his door.  However, like most of the idiots who intentionally take up two spaces, he failed to

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Panic As Vehicles Start Telling Owners To ‘Contact Dealer’

The Ministry of Morale has been made aware of a situation whereby vehicles are instructing their owners to contact their dealers.  The strange situation has been reported by citizens up-and-down the country and has caused a great deal of anxiety amongst law-abiding motorists.  It is thought that more and more cars are turning to their dealers as they have to

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Audi Drivers MOST Likely To Soak Pedestrians By Driving Through Puddles At High Speed

A Ministry of Morale investigation has revealed that Audi drivers are most likely to drive at high-speed through puddles in an attempt to soak unsuspecting pedestrians.  The research was carried out by the Ministry of Morale after our morale hotline received dozens of calls from citizens who had experienced morale failures after being soaked.  The Ministry sent its Morale Agents

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Local Councils REJOICE As Melting Roads Repair Potholes

Local council leaders have been rejoicing as the unprecedented hot weather – that occurs every summer – has meant that the billions of potholes dotted around the country have started to disappear finally. Owing to the scorching temperatures, the roads have been melting, and thus potholes which have been around since the ice age have started to disappear. Our undercover

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WATCH | Citizen Experiences Morale Failure After Falling Off His Truck

For reasons known only to the four brains cells within this citizens head, he decided that it would be a good idea to remove himself from behind the wheel of his truck and climb on top of its roof. While even a toddler would understand the consequences of doing this, it would appear that this fully grown adult did not.

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Man Who Can’t Afford Car With Parking Sensors Fits Squeaky Chickens To His Vehicle

During a routine morale patrol, one of our morale agents noticed that a car was being driven with what appeared to be 14 rubber chickens affixed to their front bumper. After our morale patrol indicated for the vehicle to stop, agents spoke to the driver in order to find out what was going on. It transpired that the motorist really

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WATCH: Could This Be A Way Of Stopping Motorists From Using Disabled Bays?

Footage has emerged on social media from ‘Merica of a citizen getting a wheelchair handcuffed to his car after parking in a disabled spot. The citizen responsible for the prank claimed that his ‘pet hate’ was able-bodied citizens parking their vehicles in disabled spots, so he decided to handcuff a disabled persons wheelchair to the car. In the footage below,

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