Category Archives: Motorists Morale

WATCH | Citizen Experiences Morale Failure After Falling Off His Truck

For reasons known only to the four brains cells within this citizens head, he decided that it would be a good idea to remove himself from behind the wheel of his truck and climb on top of its roof. While even a toddler would understand the consequences of doing this, it would appear that this fully grown adult did not.

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Man Who Can’t Afford Car With Parking Sensors Fits Squeaky Chickens To His Vehicle

During a routine morale patrol, one of our morale agents noticed that a car was being driven with what appeared to be 14 rubber chickens affixed to their front bumper. After our morale patrol indicated for the vehicle to stop, agents spoke to the driver in order to find out what was going on. It transpired that the motorist really

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WATCH: Could This Be A Way Of Stopping Motorists From Using Disabled Bays?

Footage has emerged on social media from ‘Merica of a citizen getting a wheelchair handcuffed to his car after parking in a disabled spot. The citizen responsible for the prank claimed that his ‘pet hate’ was able-bodied citizens parking their vehicles in disabled spots, so he decided to handcuff a disabled persons wheelchair to the car. In the footage below,

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Owner Of £60,000 Mercedes Endures HUGE Morale Failure As Car Sinks Beneath The Waves

The Ministry of Morale has been made aware of an incident whereby the owner of a £60,000 Mercedes decided to take their vehicle ‘off road’ (onto a beach) only to see their pride-and-joy sink beneath the frigid waves as the tide came in after the car got stuck in the sand. The owner/driver of the car decided to enjoy the

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Citizens Who Park Like A T**t Will Have Their Driving Licences Revoked

The Ministry of Morale has decided to put forward a proposal that will mean anyone who is found parking like the numpty in the featured image will have their driving licence revoked for a period not exceeding ten years. This will include the annoying and selfish idiots who decide to take up two car-parking spaces because they are worried that

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Finally! An Explanation For The High Number Of Dead Crows Found On Roads

This morale update should help motorists to understand just why there are so many dead crows on the road and thus their morale (that of the motorists) should hopefully be restored. After the Police found a large number of dead crows on the A127 just outside Basildon, Essex, early this morning, there was some concern that they may have died

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Ambulance Hits 3ft Pot Hole, Stabilises Patients Rapid Heart Beat

It would seem that the billions of potholes which can be found on UK roads might actually be serving a purpose other than just causing damage to the suspension of millions of cars on an hourly basis. One of our Morale Field Agents has reported that a local ambulance, somewhere in the Shires, hit a 3ft pot hole travelling at

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Traditional Sirens To Be Replaced By Whale Music

The Ministry of Morale can confirm that it will be replacing ALL emergency sirens with whale music in order to try and prevent motorists from driving dangerously when they hear emergency vehicles. Traditional sirens have been known to cause drivers to do weird and dangerous things such as come to a complete stop in the middle of the road, put

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