Category Archives: General Morale

Stressed At Work? Try Our New ‘Stress Balls’ To Help Alleviate Stress Levels

As citizens know, here at the Ministry of Morale, we are always trying to think of new ways to keep our loyal citizens happy.  Work is often the cause of most citizens stress, primarily if you work in a company or organisation where the management does not know their heads from their a**eholes.  But taking the stress out on your

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‘Please Don’t Wear Your Pajamas To Our Store’

Sleepy shoppers have been asked to refrain from wearing their bedtime attire to the shops to ‘avoid causing embarrassment to others’ A morale-depleting notice read: ‘to avoid causing embarrassment to others, we ask that our customers are appropriately dressed when visiting the store.  ‘sleepwear/payamas [sic] is not permitted.’  Happy shoppers have told the Ministry of Morale that the sight of

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Do Not Be Surprised If You See Men Walking Like This In The Hot Weather

The Ministry of Morale has been getting a lot of reports from concerned citizens about men they have spotted who appear to be ‘walking funny’ in the heat. We want to assure citizens that if you do spot a male comrade walking down the street with a funny step, then it is probably just because the male’s balls are overheating.

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New ‘Masturbation Tax’ To Be Introduced To Raise Much-Needed Funds

Running a country is expensive. Especially when the private sector knows exactly how to mug you off and you pay your politicians £100,000 per year for a few days of work. So that’s why we have decided to introduce a ‘masturbation tax’ that will help to ‘raise’ some much-needed funds. Seeing as how citizens get taxed to the hilts on

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WATCH: New Way Of Settling Work-Related Arguments Announced

The Ministry of Morale is pleased to announce a new non-confrontational way of settling work-related arguments and/or disputes that does not resort to violence. Rather than having an argument at work in front of peace-loving colleagues, then any employees who end up having a disagreement over things such as ‘who used my milk?’, ‘where is my fork?’ and ‘who has

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Police Deploy Undercover ‘Land Sharks’ In Order To Deter Thieves

Images have emerged on social media of what is believed to be the first undercover police dog (aka ‘Land Shark’) taken as the dog spied on some wrong’uns using binoculars, whilst hiding under a car. These highly-trained dogs are able to spend long periods of time on surveillance jobs as they only need a small bowl of water and some

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