Category Archives: Citizen Morale

Protestors Expected To Descend On London To Protest About Duck Tape

The Ministry of Morale has had ‘A1’ intelligence from an undercover morale agent indicating that at least three people are expected to protest in London over the use of ducks when making duck-tape. Whilst our intel suggests that this will be a peaceful protest, we are urging Londoners to be aware of a shortage in the supply of duck tape

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Snapchat’s New ‘Gender-Swap’ Filter Likely To Cause Serious Morale Outbreaks (And Failures)

The Ministry of Morale, the fictitious organisation that we are, has been monitoring the use of Snapchat’s new ‘gender swap’ filter that seems to have been responsible for numerous outbreaks and failures of morale. The filter enables men to see themselves as women, and women to see themselves as men. One of the stand-out images from the filter is the

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WATCH: New Way Of Settling Work-Related Arguments Announced

The Ministry of Morale is pleased to announce a new non-confrontational way of settling work-related arguments and/or disputes that does not resort to violence. Rather than having an argument at work in front of peace-loving colleagues, then any employees who end up having a disagreement over things such as ‘who used my milk?’, ‘where is my fork?’ and ‘who has

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Police Deploy Undercover ‘Land Sharks’ In Order To Deter Thieves

Images have emerged on social media of what is believed to be the first undercover police dog (aka ‘Land Shark’) taken as the dog spied on some wrong’uns using binoculars, whilst hiding under a car. These highly-trained dogs are able to spend long periods of time on surveillance jobs as they only need a small bowl of water and some

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WATCH: What Happens When You Drink Helium Infused Gin?

Our Morale Monitoring Equipment has detected a new way of initiating an outbreak of morale whilst in the company of friends. The method consists of infusing helium with gin before drinking the ‘substance’. Whilst we do not recommend trying this at home, the results of the ‘test’ were conclusive; infusing helium with gin CAN lead to an outbreak of morale.

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Billions Of Citizens Inundated With ‘Gin’ After Asking Alexa To Remind Them To ‘Go To The Gym’

The Ministry of Morale has been made aware of a situation that has led to billions of citizens being inundated with copious amounts gin after asking ‘Alexa’, the intelligent speaker, to remind them to ‘go to the gym’. However, instead of being reminded to ‘go to the gym’ citizens are finding that barrels of gin are arriving at their doors.

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