The Ministry of Morale (that’s us) has been alerted to a morale failure that occurred after a woman purchased some nutritious chicken and chips from a fast food outlet, only to find that the ‘chicken’ was, in fact, a mouse. The incident occurred at around 02:00 hours this morning after the diner had enjoyed a night out drinking copious amounts
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President Trump has managed to prove to the world that bundles and bundles of cash can lead to an over-inflated ego that means you are, effectively unable to take any form of criticism whatsoever without having a melt-down on social media. The morale of many level-headed and decent American’s seems to have taken a nosedive as it transpires that their
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For centuries now, citizens have thought that Monster Munch crisps are supposed to resemble the footprints of ‘monsters’. However, new information has emerged that has caused a national failure in the morale of citizens who love munching on these monster crisps. According to a Top Secret report that has been leaked to the Ministry of Morale, the crisps are supposed
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The Ministry of Morale is pleased to announce the rolling out of these new mobility scooters which come with an inbuilt toilet. Owing to the slow speed of mobility scooters, users can often find themselves needing to use the toilet. Even if you are only travelling one mile in your traditional scooter, then it can take up to ten hours
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President Donald Trump’s dodgy spelling habits on Twitter surfaced again on Thursday when he wrote about having recently met with the “Prince of Whales.” Rather than the Prince of the marine mammals, President Trump was referring to Charles, prince of Wales, whom he met last week at World War II commemorations in Britain. The error prompted a ‘wave’ of morale
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Here at the Ministry of Morale, we know that chatting with your best mates at work is great for staff morale and productivity. For this reason, we have developed these new toilets which will mean that you won’t have to be separated from your ‘bestie’ at work while you go for a poop. Before the introduction of these toilets, members
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The Ministry of Morale has decided to appoint a Health & Safety Inspector to supervise Dads playtime with their kids. This is due, in part, to the fact that most dads tend to ignore any notion of health and safety during what should be ‘chilled out’ playtime with their mini-me’s. In this photoshopped image, as an example, we can see
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Around eight hours ago, our morale monitoring equipment (that does not officially exist) went into overdrive after Justin Bieber challenged Tom Cruise to a fight via Twitter (Tom Cruise isn’t even on Twitter). In a tweet, Bieber said: ‘I wanna [sic] challenge Tom Cruise to fight in the octagon. ‘Tom if you dont take this fight your [sic] scared and
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‘Larry’ the Cat, a permanent lodger at Number 10, has been spotted hiding under the Presidential limousine known as ‘the beast’ after hearing about a ‘pussies’ being grabbed. Fearful of becoming a victim of the ‘pussy grabbing’, our morale agents informed us that Larry was seeking refuge from the prospect of being grabbed. It is not known for how long
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The Ministry of Morale is pleased to announce that, as from an unspecified date, we will be chaining all toilet seats down to prevent citizens of the male variety from leaving them up. Leaving the toilet seat up might not sound like being an act that can cause morale failures, but it does. No woman wants to touch a toilet
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