Category Archives: Citizen Morale

Citizen Experiences Morale Failure After Finding A Mouse In Her ‘Chicken ‘n’ Chips’

The Ministry of Morale (that’s us) has been alerted to a morale failure that occurred after a woman purchased some nutritious chicken and chips from a fast food outlet, only to find that the ‘chicken’ was, in fact, a mouse. The incident occurred at around 02:00 hours this morning after the diner had enjoyed a night out drinking copious amounts

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Massive Morale Failure Detected As Citizens Realise That ‘Monster Munch’ Isn’t A Footprint

For centuries now, citizens have thought that Monster Munch crisps are supposed to resemble the footprints of ‘monsters’. However, new information has emerged that has caused a national failure in the morale of citizens who love munching on these monster crisps. According to a Top Secret report that has been leaked to the Ministry of Morale, the crisps are supposed

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Donald Trump Gets ‘Harpooned’ For ‘Prince Of Whales’ Gaff

President Donald Trump’s dodgy spelling habits on Twitter surfaced again on Thursday when he wrote about having recently met with the “Prince of Whales.” Rather than the Prince of the marine mammals, President Trump was referring to Charles, prince of Wales, whom he met last week at World War II commemorations in Britain. The error prompted a ‘wave’ of morale

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New Toilets At Work Means You Can Have A Dump With Your Best Mate

Here at the Ministry of Morale, we know that chatting with your best mates at work is great for staff morale and productivity. For this reason, we have developed these new toilets which will mean that you won’t have to be separated from your ‘bestie’ at work while you go for a poop. Before the introduction of these toilets, members

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All Dads To Be Supervised By A Health & Safety Inspector During Playtime

The Ministry of Morale has decided to appoint a Health & Safety Inspector to supervise Dads playtime with their kids. This is due, in part, to the fact that most dads tend to ignore any notion of health and safety during what should be ‘chilled out’ playtime with their mini-me’s. In this photoshopped image, as an example, we can see

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Civilisation Experiences Morale Outbreak As JUSTIN BIEBER Challenges TOM CRUISE To A Fight

Around eight hours ago, our morale monitoring equipment (that does not officially exist) went into overdrive after Justin Bieber challenged Tom Cruise to a fight via Twitter (Tom Cruise isn’t even on Twitter). In a tweet, Bieber said: ‘I wanna [sic] challenge Tom Cruise to fight in the octagon. ‘Tom if you dont take this fight your [sic] scared and

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Larry The Cat Spotted Hiding Under ‘The Beast’ After Hearing About ‘Pussies’ Being Grabbed

‘Larry’ the Cat, a permanent lodger at Number 10, has been spotted hiding under the Presidential limousine known as ‘the beast’ after hearing about a ‘pussies’ being grabbed. Fearful of becoming a victim of the ‘pussy grabbing’, our morale agents informed us that Larry was seeking refuge from the prospect of being grabbed. It is not known for how long

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