Category Archives: HMP Morale

New Work Bed Announced For ‘Old Sweats’

The Ministry of Morale is pleased to announce that it is rolling out new ‘vintage’ beds for emergency services, armed forces, security services and NHS personnel who have been in the job a long time. Like a rare wine, ‘old sweats’ must be looked after because they are such a rarity owing to the amount of people who have been

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Cells Could Start Appearing On ‘Air BnB’

Making money whilst banged up is hard work, especially if you are not into drugs, buying and selling mobile phones or making moonshine. However, our morale informers who are embedded within the prison population (voluntarily) have informed us that some inmates are thinking about renting out their rooms on the popular accommodation app ‘Air BnB’. Inmates have been talking about

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