Category Archives: Police Morale

Police Officer Endures Morale Failure After Being Forced To Deflate A ‘Donut Floaty’

Our American Morale Embassay has made us aware of an incident that occurred, which has resulted in a police officer suffering from a morale failure after being forced to deflate a ‘donut floaty’. In a post shared on the Waukesha County Sheriff’s Department Facebook page, a spokesperson said: ‘Deputy McDonald consoles Deputy Kristalidis after he had to deflate a donut

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‘We’ll Make It Rain For 365 Days To Reduce Crime’ Says Chief Morale Officer

The Ministry of Morale is announcing plans to interfere with the climate to make it rain for the next 365 days. it is hoped that, by doing this, then crimes rates around the country will start to decrease as wrong-uns tend not to go out when it’s wet. Since Mrs May cut police numbers, we have seen an increase in

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Study Reveals That 99% Of People Who Refer To The Police As ‘Pigs’, Failed The Police Entrance Exam

The Ministry of Morale can reveal that 99% of the individuals who call the police ‘pigs’ have, in fact, failed the police entry exam. This would explain why such individuals compare police officers to animals that have to put up with being surrounded by so much s**t every day. The study was started after one of our undercover morale officers

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Police Officers Refusing To Do Their Level Two Public Order Training To Safeguard Their Morale

The Ministry of Morale has been made aware of the fact that some police officers are refusing to do their level two public order training, as, once completed, the training adversely affects their (already depleted) morale. We are hearing unconfirmed yet credible reports that the number of cancelled rest days for level two officers is now getting beyond a joke,

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Male Wanted By The Police Turns Himself In And Tries To Claim £10,000 Reward

The Ministry of Morale has been made aware of a morale failure that occurred after a wanted man turned himself in, hoping that he would get the £10,000 reward that was being offered for his capture. Unfortunately, the male did not realise that he could not claim the reward and thus experienced an immediate morale failure as he had been

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‘Is The Road Really Closed’? Citizen Overheard Asking Police Officer As Volcano Erupts

The Ministry of Morale has been made aware of an incident that unfolded somewhere around the globe recently whereby a road had to be closed owing to the fact that a volcano was erupting. As an unknown citizen approached the road closure, he was heard by one of our undercover morale agents to say: “Officer, is the road really closed?

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New Chatter-Stop Relief For People With Verbal Diarrhoea

The Ministry of Morale is pleased to announce that you will no longer have to listen to someone who suffers from repeated spouts of verbal diarrhoea, thanks to these handy new tablets. If you or someone you know/work with cannot stop talking, then simply give them one of these tablets and within a few minutes, they will stop talking. The

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WATCH: Huge Convoy Of Police Spotted Heading Towards Krispy Kreme Doughnut Sale

Video footage has emerged on social media of at least three million police vans heading towards what our morale agents believe is a Krispy Kreme doughnut sale. Our Morale Monitoring Centre spotted the video whilst conducting some surveillance on some citizens who we believe have been responsible for some recent outbreaks of morale. In the video (below) millions of police

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