Category Archives: Police Morale

Protester Tries To ‘Rub Out’ Police Officer With Giant Pencil

An angry protestor has been spotted armed with a giant pencil trying to ‘rub out’ a police officer during some demonstrations regarding the lack of morale in society. The Ministry of Morale is pleased to report that no officers were rubbed out during the encounter and that the protestor was given a massive pencil case to put his oversized pencil

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Cops Deflate Their Own Tyres In Bid To Avoid Driving Worlds WORST Looking Police Car

The Ministry of Morale is investigating after some police officers were caught letting down their own car tyres to avoid having to drive one of the most hideous looking police cars we have ever seen.  The horrendous looking vehicle has caused morale failures in the officers who have been forced to drive it, owing to its child-like design.  The Ministry

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Police Officers In Mourning After Krispy Kreme Delivery Truck ‘Incident’

Police officers from around the world have come together to share their upset after an incident involving a Krispy Kreme delivery truck.  On the 26th November, at around 13:00 hours (Zulu time) officers from the Brookhaven (GA Police Department) were alerted to the fact that some prize doughnuts (also known as ‘donuts’) had fallen from the priceless delivery truck.  Officers

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Police Commended For Helping Chicks To Cross The Road

Officers have been commended for stopping traffic so a family of chicks could cross the road.  Although the kind gesture happened some years ago, the Ministry of Morale feels that it is essential to acknowledge the good deeds of citizens – both historical and current.  In the moving image, a British police officer can be seen to stop traffic before

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New Police Bikes Will Ensure That Wrong’uns Won’t Be Able To Get Away

The Ministry of Morale (MoM) is pleased to announce the delivery of our brand new and environmentally friendly MKII ‘Enforcer’ police motorbikes.  They have been designed with the comfort of the rider in mind, without compromising on the need for the rider to stop the wrong’uns from getting away.  We have also added better hand controls on the handlebars, which

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Officer Gives In To Public Pressure And Issue’s Himself A Parking Ticket

A Police Community Support Officer has issued himself with a parking ticket after giving in to the public’s insistence that the emergency services should not be allowed to park where they need to. In this instance, the PCSO had been speaking to a motorist after the motorist was spotted driving like an idiot.  The officer decided to give the motorist

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Police Morale Survey: “Leave Us The F**k Alone So We Can Do Our Job Properly”

The results of our latest police morale survey are now in. It would appear that one of the biggest causes of morale failures in the police, is due to the point-scoring interference of politicians and professional bystanders  These two groups of people often get in the way of the police, preventing them from being able to do their job effectively.

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Police Officers Warned To Turn Off Bodycams While Having A Dump At Work

The Ministry of Morale is warning citizens of the law enforcement variety to switch off their bodycams when going for a poo in order to prevent the footage from being played in court.  Even though most bodycam’s only record once a button is pressed, the Ministry of Morale has been informed that some forces have purchased knock-off bodycams from a

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‘Take Down’ Mode To Be Fitted To Cop Cars

The Ministry of Morale can confirm that ‘takedown’ mode will now be fitted to police vehicles for when officers are single crewed.  Single crewing is a phenomenon in policing where police officers are expected to face dangerous situations on their own and often without any back-up nearby.  This situation has arisen because, a few years ago, some politicians (who have

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Emergency Services & NHS Staff Brace Themselves For Annual Morale Failure (Bonfire Night)

The Ministry of Morale is preparing its Morale Coordination Centre (MCC) to be inundated with calls from emergency services and NHS personnel who will experience morale failures tonight. The reason for this is that thousands of citizens who like to act like complete tatwaffles will end up firing fireworks at emergency vehicles just because they enjoy acting like complete and

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